hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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