im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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