im drinking this country out of the recession.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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