So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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