well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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