"it" just moved
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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