I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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