How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Randomize
