The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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