just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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