It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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