There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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