I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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