When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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