ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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