And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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