I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize