what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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