This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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