All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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