5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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