hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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