wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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