that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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