On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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