Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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