Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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