Got a toothbrush?
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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