"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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