Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Randomize
