She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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