Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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