why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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