Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I think i got beer on your cat.
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