I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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