Having a random hookup so left but love u
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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