singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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