So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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