Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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