no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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