HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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