i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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