you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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