Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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