Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
