So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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