I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
