I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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