dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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