when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Terrible idea I love it
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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