i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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