She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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Wipe that smile off your face.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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