After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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