I'm really into asian looking animals
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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