why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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